About The Project
This website is a novel. Kind of. Well, for one, it is incomplete. For another, it is in digital form. But since ebooks are very much a thing, I wouldn’t hold it against it. You can view this website as a digital representation of a physical novel. Its design is its cover. This text you are reading right now would be at the end of a novel—if a physical novel ever felt the need to justify its own format—right next to that little image and blurb about the author, explaining how they used to have a real job. I digress. This website, I’m afraid, is less convenient than an ebook. Mostly cause I am not going to figure out how to add bookmarks on this here WordPress site. This site does not aspire to be a technological marvel. It aspires to tell a marvelous story, mostly lacking technology, in the format of a novel, with biweekly chapter releases. Sorry, I mean fortnightly. It sounds way cooler. And might be my downfall, as I am chaining myself to a fortnightly release schedule for little else but A Fortnightly Novel sounding way superior to its monthly counterpart. Since this paragraph itself seems to be aspiring to the noble girth of a novel, I shall break for a new one.

My name is Artur Schröder. I haven’t published anything yet, no, but thank you for asking and sorry for letting you down. I still have a real job, hence the ambiguity about my author’s photo’s prevailing mood. Am I sad? Hopeful? Tired? Hoping this photo I shot with my iPad in my kitchen is finally one I can actually use? Probably all of those things. Shouldn’t this description be in third person? Artur will quickly check the closest novel he can reach to confirm, which in most cases is either the book he currently reads (Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, which, funnily enough, is the justification I give as to when I’ll pick it back up again) or his favorite book, The Queen’s Gambit (which is actually currently right here for different reasons). Yes, indeed, the third person. Well, here goes. Take three:
Artur Schröder is a designer and artist from Munich. He works hard to be a writer, less of a designer, and to justify the moniker of artist. Art is an ambition, design is a passion, writing is his dearest misery. He wouldn’t change it for the world. Especially since all other misery is actually miserable. At least writing yields the stuff you’ve written, eventually. Word for word. Bird by bird. Never finished that book. I suck at these descriptions. So I shall conclude this one with the words, Please enjoy my novel, chapter by chapter. (How else?)
A fortnightly novel by Artur Schröder.
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